👉 Okay, settle yourselves in for this. Frankly, I wrestled with defining that mouthful for quite a while—and honestly, now I suspect there isn’t a universally agreed upon, sane meaning of the whole thing. Let's just say we built it from delightfully weird conceptual rubble.
Here's what we get when you throw around the wonderfully obfuscatory " Uniquely Disintermediate Intuitive E-services: " 30 seconds in the life of an exasperated linguist. 10 minutes to unpack the whole thing, and then I’ll probably need a stiff drink. Basically, here's the breakdown, cobbled together as it is: “Unique – Let’s just say we mean… noticeable. It exists, but not necessarily in an immediately understandable way. Like that one weird relative who always wears argyle and talks about beige. "Disintermediate— Sounds fancy, right? Originally meant to remove the middleman. Now, thanks to a lot of 21st-century business jargon, it just means doing something... without actually doing it yourself. You hire someone else to do the thing that you think you should do . There's an…efficiency…that we don't quite get. We outsource the outsourcing. "Intuitive— Here's where things get wonderfully, frankly, pointless. It just means...you probably feel like it should be
